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On the light side
G W B and his Library
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There's a show on C-SPAN about presidential libraries. Here are what the draft plans for the George W. Bush Library now call for:
The Alberto Gonzales Room - All of the exhibits can easily be forgotten.
The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction.
The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has yet been able to find it.
The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.
The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election or, if no one is watching, steal one.
The Men's Room - Where you might meet a Republican Senator (or two).
Undeniably, this President has done some good things, and the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care much about the individual exhibits so long as his museum was better than his father's.
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